The Scandalous Truth About Wine and Cheese
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I've got good news and bad news.
by Erin Henderson
This article was first published in early 2024 on my personal blog and newsletter, Quaintrelle. But it received such a welcome response, I decided it might be worth the double-down of posting it here as well.
A wine and cheese in the late afternoon or early evening is a seamless, simple, and chic way to have people over. Until you stress out about what wine and what cheese. Below, I’ve outlined four groupings for stylized cheeseboards and the wines that will work best with each. I've even gone so far as to lightly touch up seasonal pairings. I just couldn't resist.
I should warn you that I do have some unfortunate news – please don’t shoot the messenger.
Red Wine is C'est Dommage with Frommage. Sorry.
Here’s the dirty little secret no sommelier wants you to know:
Most of the time, what you’re eating and what you’re drinking… is fine.
Oh, sure, us somms want you to think that we’ve got that special know-how, that elusive je n’est sais quoi, that magic fairy dust to selecting just the right bottle with just the right morsel, but really, 80 per cent of the time, your food and wine, will be… fine. Probably about 10 per cent of the time, your food and wine pairing will be absolutely abysmal, and 10 per cent of the time your food and wine will be euphoric, but, as already stated, more often than not, things will mostly work out.
But if you’re anything like my wine students, “fine” not a satisfactory answer. You want to know the exact match to Tuesday’s tacos and precisely what to pair with Saturday’s steak… and, your cocktail hour cheeseboard.
Well, truth seekers, you may want to sit down for this.
Red wine, especially those rich, powerful, firm, and tannic reds, don’t work with cheese. Red wine, thanks to that astringent tannin and heft, usually overpower cheese. Meanwhile, rich cheese often kills the complex nuances of the wine.
Trust me, I wish it weren’t true. That POV has not gained me any friends. And just like the cheese, I do not like to stand alone.
But I was vindicated last week, when, reading The New York Times Book of Wine: More Than 30 Years of Vintage Writing – a collection of essays from the 1970’s onwards – I found an article written by Florence Fabricant in July 1999 titled, Why Red Wine and Cheese Have Stopped Going Steady. In it, the esteemed food writer quotes no less than six sommeliers, winery owners, and food historians from both America and France, who all champion white wine as the better pairing for cheese.
It’s true: white wine’s bright acidity balances the fat of the cheese, while the creamy dairy rounds out the crisp edges of the wine.
Now, red wine disciples, not all hope is lost. This hard truth is not to say you can never enjoy red wine with cheese, you just want to be more considered in your cheeseboard curation. (This sounds more tedious than it actually is, I promise.)
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Search “how to make a cheeseboard” and you will get back 181,000,000 results in 0.38 seconds.
Admittedly, I haven’t searched all 181,000,000 posts, but the ones I did scan (limited to the first page), basically all recommend a selection of five cheeses in the styles of hard, firm, semi-soft, soft, and blue. A generous selection to be sure, and one that will please your guests. But, speaking from a sommelier perspective, that mixed bag is a circus for wine pairing – white or red.
Sure, you can pop the cork on a bottle of dry bubbly no matter what you’re eating and leave it at that. No one will be mad – least of all me. But if your goal, like so many of my wine students, is to maximize the wine pairing for your cheese, the something-for-everyone cheeseboard of internet wisdom will not yield the results you seek.
For my wine and cheese parties I organize a board around a theme, usually something for the seasons; I’ve outlined some below and you are more than welcome to steal them as your own. I find it easier, and neater, quite frankly, to curate cheeseboards of a specific style – say light and gooey in summer, or strong and salty in winter, to help focus my wine pairing.
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Light of Effervescent White Wines
Wines in this style have crisp acidity and citrus and mineral flavours. They include Champagne and dry traditional method sparkling wines, Vinho Verde, Muscadet, Sauvignon Blanc, Pinot Grigio, Assyrtiko, and dry Riesling.
These wines are easiest and most accommodating to pair. Their mouth-watering acidity helps cleanse the palate from the rich cheese, while the fat smooths the snappy acidity in the wine. Meanwhile, the salt in the cheese brings out the fruity flavours in the wine.
If push came to shove, you could make this wine style work for any of these cheeses listed in any of the four categories here.
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Brie
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Camembert
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Delice de Bourgogne
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Feta
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Young Manchego
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Young Pecorino
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Taleggio
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Burrata
Rich or Spicy White Wines
These are medium- to full-bodied white wines with creamy texture, such as oak-aged Chardonnay, Pinot Gris, Viognier, Gewürztraminer, Chenin Blanc, or Sémillon.
The lush texture of these white wines, along with their intense flavours, require cheese pairings of equal density. The acidity in these wines, while not as bright as the whites listed above, still bring a liveliness to the pairing. The cheeses below make a fantastic fall board – both for colour and weight.
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Mimolette
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Wildwood (Appenzeller-style cheese made in Ontario)
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Tommes (eg. Tomme de Savoie or Tomme aux Fleurs)
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Piave
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Raclette
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Gouda
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Abondance
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Époisses
Light and Juicy Red Wines
These wines are pale ruby in colour, with upfront, juicy fruit, low tannin, and medium-high acid. Gamay, Pinot Noir, Crianza-level Rioja, basic Chianti, Frappato, entry-level Valpolicella, and Barbera d’Asti all fall into this category.
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If you insist on red wine, this is the better style to maximize your pairing potential. Their bitter-tart red fruit flavour of cranberry, pomegranate, and Bing cherry, brings some liveliness to the pairing, so I like to use these reds with cheeses where I also might add a strawberry compote or cherry jelly to the cheese board.
This is a fun pairing to serve when the weather starts to hint at spring or the start of fall – there’s a nip in the air, and maybe a few evening snowflakes, but there's a hint of warmth during the day.
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Grey Owl
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Morbier
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Chèvre
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Emmental
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Taleggio
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Comté
Full Bodied and Powerful Red Wine
We need to tread carefully here.
Wines such as Amarone, Barolo, Cabernet Sauvignon, or Syrah are certainly favourites amongst wine drinkers, and for good reason, but perhaps counterintuitively, their firm tannin and high alcohol narrows the cheese pairing options considerably. These wines are so muscular they can easily knock the lights out of a cheese, thereby ruining any chances for a satisfying pairing – and wasting the good money spent on fine cheese.
If you have members of your group – and we all do – who flat out refuse to drink anything other than a brawny red wine, you’re best to pair strong cheese, with piquant flavours and crumbly texture.
The following cheeses make great winter boards in the late fall and winter – the hearty, soul-soothing character the cheese quells our cozy cravings, and the robust wines bring heart-warming solace.
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Old cheddar
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Aged Manchego
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Stilton
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Gorgonzola
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Parmesan
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Pecorino (including those flavoured with truffle)
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Asiago
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Mature Castelmagno
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